mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

(Source: democracykills)

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

(Source: hajjme)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(Source: babyferaligator)